How to Find Out if Your Spouse is Cheating on You
Is your mate jittery these days? You think somethings fishy? Could your lover be in the ‘affair state of mind’ or are they actually having a fling with someone? Check this cheater’s guide, and figure between the lines.
Cell Phone Etiquette
Has your partner been hiding their cell, or do they quickly duck down to another room when you walk in? When you’re around, a cheating mate could be really uncomfortable if their amour calls. Notice any sweat beads, or hear that uncomfortable laughter?
Affairs Stink!
If your mate reeks of another person’s cologne or perfume, that’s a good sign that they’ve been rubbing it up with someone else. Or does your mate get back home and spray another round of their own perfume to mask any smell?
Hitting the Road at Strange Hours
You may have a cheater in your hands if you find that your mate has to go to office or meet some friends you have never heard of before, all of a sudden. Also, are they working late nights when they wouldn’t before?
They Leave No Traces?
Their underwear is never dropped off around you, you see no interest history on the computer, nor do you find any stored messages or dialled number lists on their cell phones, email accounts, etc.
When You Find Strange Hair on Their Clothing or in the Car
This is easy to find. All you have to do is snoop. Finding strange phone numbers, receipts or condoms can also be clues.
Going Out More Often?
Does she dress provocatively and go “grocery shopping”? Or does he shower, shave, and dress up in his best to go hang out on Sunday with his buddies? You may have something on your hands.
Reluctance
Is your mate reluctant to kiss you or accept affection? Do they get irritated easily when you force closure on them?
Any Time a Good Time?
Credit cards are a sure-fire way to get caught. Your mate may know that. The next best option is to check their ATM details. Cheating costs money! To play you must pay!
Phone Bills Never Hide!
When your partner’s phone bill shows an increase in unexplained long charges to the same number, often it may be a sign of bad tidings. Make sure you look through the messaged numbers too. Phone bills will always leave a sign. Always! Unless your lover’s using two phones.
When They Just Don’t Want to Have Sex
Do they make excuses and avoid having sex with you? Someone who’s on a high with a sexual affair doesn’t really need you anymore, not at least in bed! And one thing they’d definitely avoid is spontaneous sex, especially when they just get back home after an ‘apparently’ long day at work!
A WORD OF CAUTION: Just because your mate’s doing one or all of these, doesn’t mean they’re banging the bed with someone else! Even if you find that you can tick “yes” to all of the above, there could a genuine reason. so be really certain before you pick up that chainsaw and chase them around the house.
P.S. This “How To…” guide is entirely true and effective. We’re just pretending to be unsure and telling you to do a re-check because we don’t want to be a part of a crime scene investigation! ![]()
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really true, as i follow some of the above ones and just FYI i am the banger…need to be more careful from now..